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Old 23rd September 2009, 01:47 AM
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Talking *Kids Know it all....:D

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
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hahahahaha

omggg little kids are the cutest!!

haha if i said the second one..i would have gotten smacked!
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hahahahahhaah...i knwwww....
imagine dat...i got my lil bro's fren hittin on me...he is 15....
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hahahaha awwwwwwww thats so cute

lol my brothers 8..and this secretary in my old high school (who was really close to me) used to call him her bf whenever i brought him to school with me..haaha
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HEHEHEHEH....AWWWWW....
dats cute...
but i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee babieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss
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me too!!

as long as they dont talk..they are the cutest..lol and im proud to say that kids love me

haha i could stay with kids all day..oo man..i just wish that would be a job..playing with little ones..how awesome would that be

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yehaaaa...then get into early childhood education...
y r u doin all these complicated named stuff....
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ahahaha but the thing is..I HAVE NO PATIENCE for that!!

haha i mean im pretty patient..but when someone keeps asking questions and doesnt get something..then i get pissed off!!
lol thats y i can never help my brother with homework..hahaha


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waheva dat is.....
it juss goes over my head... pharma phurma....
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hahahahahaha

hayee rabbaaa u sound exactly like my mom..lol she deosnt know it either..so when someone asks her what im gonna be..she just says .. "some smart science thing" hahaha
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