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Talking The problems with GIRLS

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, she says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says u don't Love me;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROU BLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST me.
If u SCOLD her, than u are idiot;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS his, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD boy;
If his father SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT them, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
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