sandeep jokes,,

[sOhAl bOyZ]

Teacher : Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Sandeep : Dosa


Students : JOkerr ,,sohal boyz ,,Shokeen Gabru ,,rajinder ,,decent jatti


wah wah good ans veere




Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Sandeep : Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ??





A professor to Sandeep : “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Sandeep : “JAMBALAKDI PAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
Sandeep: “same 2 you”





Sandeep : Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
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Sandeep : so.. you came after I slept..?





Father to Sandeep : Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Sandeep : I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
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To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Scoo be do be dooo (Sandeep , LKG)……..



Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Joker : Alumina.
Teacher: Sandeep, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Sandeep : “Filomina”



Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Sandeep: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Sandeep : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan



yahooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[1jot]

kmaal kar diti aaa mundyea
enna dimaag haiga aaa Tera
Kade sochyea nai c

[badboy.jatt]

[sOhAl bOyZ]

kmaal kar diti aaa mundyea
enna dimaag haiga aaa Tera
Kade sochyea nai c

hahahha

leh tu ta jma hi baiztii karti meri





shukar aa tenu pasand aaya

[sOhAl bOyZ]

teri khushi jahar karn da bada takra style aa


thanwadsss

[1jot]

hahahha

leh tu ta jma hi baiztii karti meri





shukar aa tenu pasand aaya

bezti o ki aaa
o menu te karni aundi hi nai
te pasand kyon nai c auna enne kehr
bande ne thread bnayea aaa

[happy4u]

[Gainty Munda]

hahahahahahah kaim aa bahut dimag aa tera man gaye mitra ..

tu kare ga raaj india te

[sOhAl bOyZ]

bezti o ki aaa
o menu te karni aundi hi nai
te pasand kyon nai c auna enne kehr
bande ne thread bnayea aaa

hhahahah

leh baizti kar k kehndi o ki hunda




yayyaya
thankss aa kuryiee
teraa

[sOhAl bOyZ]

hahahahahahah kaim aa bahut dimag aa tera man gaye mitra ..

tu kare ga raaj india te

yyaya
menu v pata
cheti hi maan giyaa

THanwadsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss