Teacher : Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Sandeep : Dosa
Students : JOkerr ,,sohal boyz ,,Shokeen Gabru ,,rajinder ,,decent jatti
wah wah good ans veere
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Sandeep : Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ??
A professor to Sandeep : “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Sandeep : “JAMBALAKDI PAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
Sandeep: “same 2 you”
Sandeep : Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
Sandeep : so.. you came after I slept..?
Father to Sandeep : Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Sandeep : I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Scoo be do be dooo (Sandeep , LKG)……..
Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Joker : Alumina.
Teacher: Sandeep, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Sandeep : “Filomina”
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Sandeep : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan