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JuzNavreet
14th May 2009, 11:51 AM
What woman want in a man, Original List (age 22)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates the finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What woman want in a man, Revised list (age 32)

1. Nice looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What woman want in a man, Revised list (age 42)

1. Not too ugly - bald head okay
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on most weekends

What woman want in a man, Revised list (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm talking
5. Doesn't re-tell same jokes too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves on some weekends

What woman want in a man, Revised list (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
5. Forgets why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10.Remembers when...

What woman want in a man, Revised list (age 72)
1. Breathing--

Desi Girl
14th May 2009, 12:54 PM
:haha::rofl::hahaha:

GURI Ludhianvi
14th May 2009, 02:51 PM
:haha: :haha: :rofl: :rofl:

**SARAH**
14th May 2009, 03:26 PM
haha..........
really funnyyyyyyyyyy!
you made my day...
keep sharing such great stuff :)

sharara
14th May 2009, 03:43 PM
hahaha

i hope he's breathing..im gonna be young at 72..he should be too
otherwise i gotta go through the hassle of getting married again :p

prince makkar
14th May 2009, 03:50 PM
hahaha

JuzNavreet
14th May 2009, 04:13 PM
hahaha

i hope he's breathing..im gonna be young at 72..he should be too
otherwise i gotta go through the hassle of getting married again :p

hanji hanji hovo te sahi 72 de
main vi vekha kinne young lagde ho
munda os umre main labdanga:d
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1326/1048016370_bb652e4781.jpg?v=1191357287

JuzNavreet
14th May 2009, 04:18 PM
haha..........
really funnyyyyyyyyyy!
you made my day...
keep sharing such great stuff :)

yaa sure
at ur service
juz have a bliss in life

sharara
14th May 2009, 05:17 PM
hanji hanji hovo te sahi 72 de
main vi vekha kinne young lagde ho
munda os umre main labdanga:d
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1326/1048016370_bb652e4781.jpg?v=1191357287

chi chi chi
aye haye..main adan di thodi lagoongi..ghande!

lovepreet4787
14th May 2009, 05:19 PM
salman khan nala vivah karva laa fer eda di lage di naal jandi hehehehheh

GURI Ludhianvi
14th May 2009, 05:20 PM
salman khan nala vivah karva laa fer eda di lage di naal jandi hehehehheh



:haha: :haha: :laugh4:

JuzNavreet
14th May 2009, 09:33 PM
chi chi chi
aye haye..main adan di thodi lagoongi..ghande!

Hahaha
Haje Tusi es Ghande Di Haad Nai Vekhi
Chalo oh vi vekh lao
Par je yaari payi hai ta ena majak ta jhalna hi paina
hahaha

Par das daeyo jado aak jaoge
kite rus ke naa beh jayeo
Madhuri Dixit Ji
Ah Kuri Jehri Vekh Rahe ho
eh kehndi si main madhuri dixit banna chahti hu

par rabb dian likhian nu kon mor sakda
hahaha



http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/funny_girl.jpg

Tu Edi Vi Nai Sohni Jinna Mann Kardi:d

vaise mere varga milna koi naa
Sada Suba Hi Vakhra

(Warning: I havn't seen Real Sharara)

sharara
14th May 2009, 11:10 PM
Hahaha
Haje Tusi es Ghande Di Haad Nai Vekhi
Chalo oh vi vekh lao
Par je yaari payi hai ta ena majak ta jhalna hi paina
hahaha

Par das daeyo jado aak jaoge
kite rus ke naa beh jayeo
Madhuri Dixit Ji
Ah Kuri Jehri Vekh Rahe ho
eh kehndi si main madhuri dixit banna chahti hu

par rabb dian likhian nu kon mor sakda
hahaha



http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/funny_girl.jpg

Tu Edi Vi Nai Sohni Jinna Mann Kardi:d

vaise mere varga milna koi naa
Sada Suba Hi Vakhra

(Warning: I havn't seen Real Sharara)



GANDE GANDE GANDE!!!
main soni nai aa?
koi na ... :(

and attach ki kareya si? mainu dikh da nai..

sharara
14th May 2009, 11:10 PM
salman khan nala vivah karva laa fer eda di lage di naal jandi hehehehheh

hayeeee
koi na...salman vaste main eh v seh loongi :)

prince makkar
14th May 2009, 11:13 PM
hayeeee
koi na...salman vaste main eh v seh loongi :)

hahah, pher te pakki chuhi lagengi ,hehe

JuzNavreet
15th May 2009, 12:05 AM
GANDE GANDE GANDE!!!
main soni nai aa?
koi na ... :(

and attach ki kareya si? mainu dikh da nai..

ki keha oh photo nai disi
shado ji pher ta tusi gusse hoana hi kitho si

chalo koshish karanga dikhan di
par try karo
mainu ta saaf dikh rahi hai

sharara
15th May 2009, 06:02 AM
hahah, pher te pakki chuhi lagengi ,hehe

haha then atleast ill live up to my name :p

sharara
15th May 2009, 06:02 AM
ki keha oh photo nai disi
shado ji pher ta tusi gusse hoana hi kitho si

chalo koshish karanga dikhan di
par try karo
mainu ta saaf dikh rahi hai

dikh gayi dikh gayi
pehla pata nai ki hoya si

te CHIII main ida dikh di aa??!!

gabhru punjabi
15th May 2009, 07:15 AM
hanji hanji hovo te sahi 72 de
main vi vekha kinne young lagde ho
munda os umre main labdanga:d
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1326/1048016370_bb652e4781.jpg?v=1191357287

yara 72 year ch sharara sohni lagugi. . . . . Vekho vekho koi gabhru 72 sal da jehra kehnda howe abi to main jawan hun. . . . Hahahaha

JuzNavreet
15th May 2009, 08:05 AM
yara 72 year ch sharara sohni lagugi. . . . . Vekho vekho koi gabhru 72 sal da jehra kehnda howe abi to main jawan hun. . . . Hahahaha

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/15111/22_2008/me%20as%20old%20man_1.jpg

yes ji
aah kidda da hai
vaise munda kamal hai ji
munda kamal hai
munda kamal hai JI Munda

aa ganna shayad ena lai hi hai

gabhru punjabi
15th May 2009, 11:26 AM
Lai sharara bugge vekh lai ah keho ja a. . . Black gogals v laian ne. . . Hahahahaha

GURI Ludhianvi
15th May 2009, 11:28 AM
Lai sharara bugge vekh lai ah keho ja a. . . Black gogals v laian ne. . . Hahahahaha


aho ji.. oh vi Rayban diya ne... :p

gabhru punjabi
15th May 2009, 11:41 AM
Main sunea bht mehngian aunian eh gogals tan. . . .Pher tan 22 mainu change khande pinde ghar da lagda wa k nai . . . . .Haha4aha

JuzNavreet
15th May 2009, 04:46 PM
Main sunea bht mehngian aunian eh gogals tan. . . .Pher tan 22 mainu change khande pinde ghar da lagda wa k nai . . . . .Haha4aha

lao ji
apni sharara layi koi aira gaira munda thora labna
Ghardea da iklaota munda aa:d

sharara
18th May 2009, 07:06 AM
yara 72 year ch sharara sohni lagugi. . . . . Vekho vekho koi gabhru 72 sal da jehra kehnda howe abi to main jawan hun. . . . Hahahaha

haye haye
hehe thanks for the tareef ji :p

sharara
18th May 2009, 07:07 AM
Lai sharara bugge vekh lai ah keho ja a. . . Black gogals v laian ne. . . Hahahahaha

ch ch ch..mainu ta koi sona ja chahi da a :d

sharara
18th May 2009, 07:08 AM
lao ji
apni sharara layi koi aira gaira munda thora labna
Ghardea da iklaota munda aa:d

acha? te jeda tusi labeya oo ta bada sona aa na :rolleyes::rolleyes:

JuzNavreet
19th May 2009, 12:20 PM
acha? te jeda tusi labeya oo ta bada sona aa na :rolleyes::rolleyes:

OOPS okie I try My best Next Time
tuhanu te vaise shukar karna chahida si :rolleyes:
ki 72 saal di umar ch vi koi mil geya hahaha;)
chalo koi na vekhde haan pher hahaha:d

ℓσνє∂єєρ
26th September 2009, 08:18 PM
hahahahhaha