**SARAH**
3rd May 2009, 02:30 PM
Men are like Bank Accounts...
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
Men are like Bike Helmets...
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly
.
Men are like Coolers...
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like Government bonds...
They take so long to mature.
Men are like Horoscopes...
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like Lava lamps...
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like Laxatives...
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like Noodles...
They're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
Men are like Parking Spots...
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like Plungers...
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like Popcorn...
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Placemats...
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like Used Cars...
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Men are like the Weather...
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
Men are like Bike Helmets...
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly
.
Men are like Coolers...
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like Government bonds...
They take so long to mature.
Men are like Horoscopes...
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like Lava lamps...
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like Laxatives...
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like Noodles...
They're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
Men are like Parking Spots...
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like Plungers...
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like Popcorn...
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Placemats...
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like Used Cars...
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Men are like the Weather...
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.