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kanwarjot
17th January 2009, 10:52 PM
1.) University elections become more important than MLA, MC elections (SOPU, PUSU bruuahh)

2.) Explaining Gehri to outsiders becomes a tough task

3.) 'Uphill' can only be understood by you

4.) Everyone has a 'massi' in Canada, and a 'bhua' in UK

5.) Going to the dog show at Leisure valley means checking out the girls more than the dogs

6.) You always have a separate budget (after buying a car) for bigger tyres, alloy wheels, stereo, woofer

7.) When random punjabi words are a part of your English vocabulary!!...for example...khup, kaim, and panga

8.) Names like Neelam, Nirman, Kiran, Jagat, Batra, Piccadily aren't just names but entertainment centres

9.) Car-o-bar refers to drinking with glasses on the dickey of the car in sector 8 market late at night

10.) Paranthe wale are the chefs who come out late at night at sector 16 to make paranthe and chai for late night partygoers

11.) Abbreviations like GCG, MCM mean a lot without knowing their full forms

12.) Guys speak in loud Punjabi when a group of girls passes by and girls start speaking in English everytime a group of guys passes by

13.) Spending upto Rs 2 lacs on number 1 for a car's number plate does not raise any eyebrows

14.) Hot Millions was the local Mc Donald's where everyone has eaten their first pizza, burgers, shakes etc.

15. Everyone is proud of Abhinav Bindra and talks about his early days like they knew him

16. Mohali is downtown

17. Open Jeeps and Yamaha 350s run side by side BMWs, Audis and Porsches

18.) Any party is incomplete without a fight

19.) Everyone has some political connection

20.) A new year's bash is incomplete without a fight

21.) You are proud of being from a particular school and a passive member of its alumni group (YPS, Vivek, Sna, GNPS, Carmel, SJOBA etc.)

22.) 'Mallo Malli Khadak Piyan' sticker is found on many cars

23.) Guys are called by their surnames, (Brar, Sidhu bai, Dhillon) and followed by "Kiven aa, Kidaan!!"

24.) 22g is only understood by you

25.) You are shocked to find out when someone doesn't drink and is a vegetarian

26.) Many ppl are 'vella' when asked what they do

27.) A new car, bike etc. first comes to the Gehri route n later to the gurudwara or mandir

28.) Everyone has heard the song "Chandigarh kare aashiqui" by B21

29.) Bikers are challaned even if the pillion rider is not wearing a helmet and girls are allowed to ride without one.

30.) A good lookin car turns more heads than a pretty girl

31.) Girls conversing in english (or trying to) are usually referred to as "yankan" or "jhankan"

32.) 'Tota' does not mean a piece or a bird but a 'yankan'

sharara
17th January 2009, 11:40 PM
2.) Explaining Gehri to outsiders becomes a tough task


^^ wats gehri?? haha

kanwarjot
17th January 2009, 11:44 PM
hhahahahahaah outsiders.....

sharara
17th January 2009, 11:48 PM
hey! im not an outsider! i was born in india!!
lol plus i live close to chandigarh, in mohali (downtown) lol


but seriously...wats gehri? haha

kanwarjot
17th January 2009, 11:51 PM
hanji downtown valio..gehri means....... na main kyo dassan.. tuhanu pata samjhana kina aukha...

sharara
17th January 2009, 11:57 PM
haha kosish ta karo...main hun kinu poocha...

bas daso hun..main pata karna aa!

admin
18th January 2009, 12:00 AM
gehri matlab...kudiyaa dekhan layi shehar ch ghumna..jinve munde kudiya dekhan layi launde a gehri..girls college de bahar :p

special jagah hundi a har shehar ch..jithe jyaada gehriaa wajdiyaa...:D
like patiale ch..22 number phatak...:rolleyes:

sharara
18th January 2009, 12:06 AM
oo u mean gehre??

oo ta mainu pata aa...lol main 'gehri' padi jani aa v oo kya hunda aa :p

admin
18th January 2009, 12:06 AM
main v socha..tusi us type de ta lagde ni jis nu gehri da na pata hove :p

kanwarjot
18th January 2009, 12:08 AM
main v socha..tusi us type de ta lagde ni jis nu gehri da na pata hove :p

hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahha

sharara
18th January 2009, 12:10 AM
haha kyon ?? main kate nai lagdi us type di??

main ta bahott sarif aa ji :]
...kade kade :p
haha

admin
18th January 2009, 12:11 AM
main kad keha tusi shareef ni ho...
kehnde a na...chor ki darhi mein tinka...lol

sharara
18th January 2009, 12:15 AM
haha
ahe je mohavare na use karo..
mainu samaj nai aande :p

te mainu bas gehre ta pata aa kyon ki ane punjabi gaane bane v aa us par
lol like...
a gaye din paperiyan de tere mere nere
mari kahin na v mainu dildara
mere peeche kum kum ke ve fail ho jani na dildara
tere peeche peje pama chadni padai
par sajra saware mukh takna
jithe sadi jaan padi aa us sehar te gehre te gehre rakhna

hahaa :]

kanwarjot
18th January 2009, 12:22 AM
koi na oh v sikha dewange..Punjabi ta kaffi aa gai tuhanu vaise :D

sharara
18th January 2009, 12:31 AM
hana? desicomments da kamal hai

nai nai...desicomments de mundiyan da kamal aa :]

admin
18th January 2009, 02:16 AM
:) :) :) :)

sharara
18th January 2009, 07:41 AM
bahot kush lag rahe ho ji :]

admin
18th January 2009, 09:54 AM
hanji....
khush hi rehna chahida.......

kanwarjot
18th January 2009, 10:15 AM
desicomments de munde hai bahut kaim, bas kudiya thodia slow hai... tusi bulao apniya frnds nu v :D

sharara
18th January 2009, 10:13 PM
kuriya slow aa? matab...

hmm mere koi punjaban friends hi nai hai
haha sare munde aa..

admin
18th January 2009, 10:14 PM
koi na mema bula lao...:p
bass pehla punjabi sikha dayio...saddi angrezi ta jaldi muk jandi a :(

kanwarjot
18th January 2009, 10:17 PM
koi chkkar ni yaar..bulan ta de sharara nu.. Punjabi main sikha du sab nu :D jini ku aandi hai :p
te jitho tak angreji da swaal hai mainu aandi hai thodi bahuti ta..

helo howz u. m fine. m single.. bas ihni ku hi lodd hai :D

admin
18th January 2009, 10:19 PM
hahahaha....bas ik love akhar di lorh a te ik marriage akhar..baaki hor kuj samjhe bhave na :p

sharara
18th January 2009, 10:25 PM
koi na mema bula lao...:p
bass pehla punjabi sikha dayio...saddi angrezi ta jaldi muk jandi a :(

haha fer hun main apne friends nu punjabi di class lama?
pata jad taK una ne sikhna aa asi buddhe v ho jana :p

sharara
18th January 2009, 10:26 PM
koi chkkar ni yaar..bulan ta de sharara nu.. Punjabi main sikha du sab nu :D jini ku aandi hai :p
te jitho tak angreji da swaal hai mainu aandi hai thodi bahuti ta..

helo howz u. m fine. m single.. bas ihni ku hi lodd hai :D

haha fer theek aa
tusi hi class lavao sab di..
mere ta chooti :]

kanwarjot
18th January 2009, 10:28 PM
chutti ni ji..tusi v aana..tuhanu kehra changi taran aandi hai punjabi :D

sharara
18th January 2009, 11:02 PM
aacha ji??
aandi ta hai...bas koi koi words te atak jandi aa :p