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мιѕѕ נαттιℓι¢ισυѕ
25th June 2009, 06:43 AM
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,

"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her,

"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, BOOM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.

And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, BOOM- she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,

"I'd like to have a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Desi Girl
25th June 2009, 06:46 AM
:haha:sahi keha..:d

kanwarjot
25th June 2009, 08:09 AM
this is not clever..this is mean...selfish... :p
bad bad girls :d

gabhru punjabi
25th June 2009, 08:13 AM
. .Eh dunia matlb di ethe kaun kisi da baily. . .Vekhlo jehri awdi hus+band di na hoi oh kisi di ki hou. . . . .:d

мιѕѕ נαттιℓι¢ισυѕ
1st July 2009, 09:41 PM
nai ji iddn di gal nai a ji:d

Yuvraj786
1st July 2009, 09:48 PM
Bad post it doesnt sound gud sandeep. M sorry

admin
1st July 2009, 09:57 PM
women always wow than man ;)

?????

gαвняυ gυℓαв ωαяgα
1st July 2009, 10:13 PM
Prove na karo g asi ta mannde ha .....
:hahaha:
Dat women r clevr

мιѕѕ נαттιℓι¢ισυѕ
8th July 2009, 03:56 PM
Bad post it doesnt sound gud sandeep. M sorry

watttt:bigeyes:

[GaGaN]
9th July 2009, 04:19 AM
eh tan sarayan nu pata ke kuriyan .... bahut chalaaaak hundiyan

Jatt!he3r
9th July 2009, 04:35 AM
hahahah munde kehra ghat hunde aa ....tu app de app nu dekh la hahahah

[GaGaN]
9th July 2009, 07:33 AM
hahahah munde kehra ghat hunde aa ....tu app de app nu dekh la hahahah

mein ki dekhna aapde aap nu .... mein tan ik sau munda aa ... tere wargiyan kuriyan de naal jadon gal karda fer thoda sambalna painda ... u know?

Jatt!he3r
9th July 2009, 07:35 AM
hahahha tu sau hahah kade ni ho sakda te na hai ga c kade ....so chup kar ke baitha reh....

[GaGaN]
9th July 2009, 08:16 AM
lai lai ..... tenu dasya bas sirf ik tere naal pange lainda hunna .... baaki mein bahut sau munda aa .....

Jatt!he3r
9th July 2009, 08:19 AM
hahah leh mein kivien manna ki tu sau aa ...mere agge tan kade sau baneya ni .....even gill nu pushla ki tu sau aa jan nahi .....

[GaGaN]
9th July 2009, 10:22 AM
tu nahi mann na na mann ..... jadon millengi fer dekh layi kinna sau munda ... teek aa?

Jatt!he3r
9th July 2009, 10:24 AM
hahaha mein kyn dekhan teinu evein heart attack aa ju meinu ......tu tan chauna ki eh marje .....pj te v lageya c ki marja ....

[GaGaN]
9th July 2009, 11:14 AM
acha meri amma ... mein ni kuch bhi chaunda :sad: ... rani naal gal nahi hoyee ajj bahuti .. she was busy :sad:

Jatt!he3r
9th July 2009, 11:17 AM
awwww dnt be sad gangu veer ji.....is she bck 4rm her trip .....

[GaGaN]
9th July 2009, 11:41 AM
trip tan cancel karta si :hehe: .... she just busy with college nd working :sad: but am taking her to nice restaurant for dinner next friday ... for he b day!!

Jatt!he3r
9th July 2009, 11:43 AM
fer sad kyn hoya baitha ethe hi aa oh gayi ni kite lolz......i thougt ki trip te gayi tahi muh latkaya .....
how old is she???

[GaGaN]
10th July 2009, 04:54 AM
yea .... talking to her now texting ....

Jatt!he3r
10th July 2009, 04:56 AM
lagge raho bai lagge raho......

G.S. Sahota
22nd July 2009, 12:22 PM
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,

"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her,

"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, BOOM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.

And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, BOOM- she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,

"I'd like to have a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Dis isn't clever.... dis is cunninggggg

Proud_desan
28th October 2009, 04:19 AM
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes -- that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband he richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

GURI Ludhianvi
28th October 2009, 05:01 AM
:laugh4: :laugh4:

admin
28th October 2009, 07:59 AM
hahaha...bad wife :p

*Sunet*
28th October 2009, 09:03 AM
bhai ghor kaljug heaah....

Proud_desan
28th October 2009, 09:18 AM
:laugh2:

kanwarjot
28th October 2009, 10:11 AM
:eek: again proved girls are selfish :rolleyes:

Proud_desan
28th October 2009, 10:17 AM
WHaTeVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa............ .......................;)

:whatever:

kanwarjot
28th October 2009, 10:17 AM
:d this has came straight from the horse's mouth :hahaha:

Proud_desan
28th October 2009, 10:22 AM
:angry:

aaiven bas....:p

kanwarjot
28th October 2009, 10:24 AM
dont be angry.....truth is stranger than fiction :p:p

Proud_desan
28th October 2009, 10:26 AM
aachaji????


i dnt think she was selfish....;)
she was juss a lil too smart.......:)

GURJEET4EVRY1
28th October 2009, 10:33 AM
ha ha ha

JatT saaB
28th October 2009, 10:34 AM
hahaha.........

kanwarjot
28th October 2009, 10:43 AM
aachaji????


i dnt think she was selfish....;)
she was juss a lil too smart.......:)

:d:d too smart to handle i guess!!!

Gurbinder_singh
28th October 2009, 01:51 PM
hahahahaha...........

ღMrs. G. Hayerღ
28th October 2009, 08:03 PM
:haha: :haha:

sharara
29th October 2009, 02:05 AM
hahahahahah

i love it :)

G.S. Sahota
30th October 2009, 06:22 PM
Avoid Getting Married is wat i can only say....i feel pity for Priya's would b husband...:laugh2:

Proud_desan
30th October 2009, 07:58 PM
lolzzzzzzzzzz.....waheva sahota.....

he will be the luckiest guy on earth.....;)

Happyforever
31st October 2009, 12:08 PM
:haha::haha:

Happyforever
31st October 2009, 12:11 PM
lolzzzzzzzzzz.....waheva sahota.....

he will be the luckiest guy on earth.....;)

Hahaha. . .yeah rite siso;)

Proud_desan
31st October 2009, 12:20 PM
Hahaha. . .yeah rite siso;)

aww..thanku shone...:)

G.S. Sahota
1st November 2009, 03:23 PM
Hahaha. . .yeah rite siso;)

right ya wrong taan viah ton baad hi pata chalu...:lol::d

jasvir poonia
13th November 2009, 08:32 PM
:hahaha:gud1